I always wanted to be like those hip and trendy creative types who would be sitting in cafe, clacking away on their Apple laptops, sipping latte and enjoying the relaxed atmosphere.
This is something I had always wanted to do - even though I alway regarded those people as ponces, I envied their bohemian-yet-trendy lifestyles.
Earlier today, I was sitting in the Juno Lounge clacking away on my Apple laptop sipping a latte and enjoying the relaxed atmosphere. 'At last!' I thought 'I have arrived!' I have finally become a ponce!