I have decided I need a cool name to give with my order, rather than my own which, frankly, isn't particularly cool. The idea is that when the spotty teenager behind the counter announces my food is ready, fellow grease-munchers will be struck with fear and admiration at my name. I will then stride out of the fast-food establishment in slow-mo like in some kind of John Woo film.
Here are a few examples of what it could be:
- Master Blaster
- Captain Sinister
- The Rock
- Raptor Man
Of course, I'd probably need an outfit to go with my super new cool name - but perhaps that's going a bit too far...