Manly Christian Song Lyrics

Jon has made a couple of funny observations about how most Christian worship songs make you sound gay for Jesus.

I thought I would have a go at rectifying this issue by penning some manly lyrics that would redress this imbalance. I don't have a tune, but if anyone wants to collaborate on a manly Christian music project I would be happy to split the royalties...

Our God Rocks!

Our God is a mighty ruler

Full of strength, truth and awesome power

He can move mountains really easy

His enemies will whimper and cower

Our God Rocks!

Our God Rocks!

He kicks the devils butt

Whilst darning his socks

Our God Rocks!

Our God Rocks!

Those who mess with him

End up on the block

Join the liberation army

And fight the good and noble fight

Roundhouse kick some nasty demons

And do what is decent and right

All men who stand for Jesus

Through God's power we will prevail

Jesus the one and only main dude

He's our mate and and he ain't frail.

OK - this was a bit of fun. Please God, don't smite me....